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13th Oct 2017, 12:03 AM in 14. Robots
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Average Rating: 5 (14 votes)
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Author Notes:

Seabiscuit 13th Oct 2017, 12:03 AM edit delete
Seabiscuit
Ah, cats. That poor bird just can't catch a break...

When I was a kid, me and my mom would take in a lot of feral kittens and foster them. We had one especially tiny one, really young and also a runt, that we let roam the downstairs living room; we had a lot of closed off spots so she couldn't roam far or get into anything she shouldn't. But she still managed to vanish entirely! Cue much frantic searching.

We finally figured out where she was when another cat was found to be staring rather intently at the side of the couch; we poked the side and, sure enough, it squeaked and started squirming. Somehow, she'd found a tiny hole under the couch and managed to get inside. So, yup. Cats.

Happy Friday the 13th!

Comments:

AugustaCaesar 13th Oct 2017, 12:34 AM edit delete reply
AugustaCaesar
Yay my favorite 3-eyed birdy is back! That's so cute you're tying your comic into a piece of your life I would never do that. Yes! Awwww, don't give Jeff that look, because (then) I'll get one too!
Seabiscuit 14th Oct 2017, 12:18 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
Haha, I'm sure the bird would be glad to know it has friends!
-snerk- Of course you wouldn't~;)
Well, I certainly know my kitties, as resident crazy cat lady/6 cats in a trenchcoat~
Lt. Dom 13th Oct 2017, 12:37 AM edit delete reply
Lt. Dom
Omg squeaking couch kitten

That's too adorable
Seabiscuit 14th Oct 2017, 12:22 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
Hahaha it was equal parts relief and adorable
MST3KFan 13th Oct 2017, 1:21 AM edit delete reply
MST3KFan
Our last cat, Smudge was a contortionist I swear. She was able to squirm into pretty much ANYTHING. I watched her once go under a super low shelf by completely flatting out her back legs and shimming under it like she was a snake!

So yeah...cats. XP

It seems Jess isn't found of cats we see here despite the fact she's otherwise into bugs.
Seabiscuit 14th Oct 2017, 12:43 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
Hahaha!!
Honestly, cats just don't obey the laws of physics, I'm convinced!
hykez87 13th Oct 2017, 2:54 AM edit delete reply
hykez87
Or worse, he might give her the silent treatment
Seabiscuit 14th Oct 2017, 12:44 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
Aww gosh. Sad puppy eyes + silence... D:
Guest 13th Oct 2017, 7:21 AM edit delete reply
My family has 8 cats.



We were only supposed to have 2.
Seabiscuit 14th Oct 2017, 12:44 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
Heee!
A common phrase in my household was always, "what's one more?" ;)
Miaubol 13th Oct 2017, 1:31 PM edit delete reply
Miaubol
Please three eyed kitty please come back..

Oh yes, that- "sigh cats"...
Ours was once hiding in the wardrobe, behind all t-shirts and sweaters, so that I didn't see him there right away, not before we had searched through the entire house and I decided to check the wardrobe one more time xD

A friend's cat managed to enter the neighbors apartment and was hiding there for several days o.O
Seabiscuit 14th Oct 2017, 9:26 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
Omg, when they blend in with clothes like that... :D

Good lord! The things cats get into...
One of mine got out and came home smelling like popcorn... :D
Miaubol 15th Oct 2017, 7:06 AM edit delete reply
Miaubol
Popcorn.. Lol! xD

the wardrobe stunt made us pretty worried though, we couldn't find the kitty anywhere, and downstairs the washing machine was running D:
MadJak91 13th Oct 2017, 2:40 PM edit delete reply
MadJak91
THREE-EYED BIRD AGAIN!! :D :D

I have a friend who used to take in stray cats and dogs until his GF threatened him with feeding him only dog food in a bowl while he is on all fours and kicking him out after that so then he stopped, LMAO :D

Maybe the cat is after the three-eyed bird!! :O
Seabiscuit 14th Oct 2017, 9:26 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
He's back! And just can't rest...

HAHA! Aww man. Seems like he had his heart in the right place, though! :)
Edward Carter 15th Oct 2017, 3:32 AM edit delete reply
Edward Carter
Oh my god... that's just... what.
MadJak91 15th Oct 2017, 3:32 PM edit delete reply
MadJak91
Haha! :D
It can start messing with your budget and schedule (pet gets sick or injured). More so when you are a working student (at that time).
The rest is just a way to love :>
ChilPhil 13th Oct 2017, 4:26 PM edit delete reply
ChilPhil
The bird ate the cat! Mystery solved.
Seabiscuit 14th Oct 2017, 9:27 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
D:
Oh gosh, noooo
Stever 13th Oct 2017, 7:30 PM edit delete reply
Stever
I wouldn't want to face Jeff with that face. Soo pathetic...
Seabiscuit 14th Oct 2017, 9:27 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
Right? Can't help but feel too sorry for him like that...
Guest 13th Oct 2017, 8:52 PM edit delete reply
huh

my cat once tried to hide in the freezer once

hes pretty lucky i wanted icecream at two in the morning
Rbade 13th Oct 2017, 8:54 PM edit delete reply
Rbade
i forgot i wasnt logged in on my pc
Seabiscuit 14th Oct 2017, 9:28 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
Haha!! Jeeeeeez... D:
Yeah, lucky you found him! The same kitten from my authors notes decided to just walk into our fridge, too. She's lucky we paid attention!
Werewolfsbane 14th Oct 2017, 11:32 AM edit delete reply
Werewolfsbane
A vanishing cat reminds me of 3 instances with my pets.
1. We used to have a cat named Tiberius who would completely vanish on occasion, and one time we thought he might have gotten out of the house because no matter where we looked, we couldn't find him. We went outside to look, and when we got back home he was sleeping on the couch.
2. One of our 2 "newer" cats (Gotten one year after Tiberius died, which was several years ago), Will, is somehow a master of "hide and seek", despite being the bigger of our 2 cats. When we first got him, he also sometimes disappeared, but then we realized that he was hiding under our rocking chairs when no one was sitting in them, and to make sure he didn't get hurt by the moving parts if someone moved it, we would have to pull him out.
3. Will, also, now hides in the uptstairs hallway closet when we have guests, in a box on the first shelf. We had to close our bedroom doors to keep him out because he got so relaxed on my dad's bed that he peed (yuck), and we didn't know where he was hiding for a while because, again, despite being really heavy and large, he's somehow agile enough to open the closet(it has no latch) and jump on the shelf and climb in the box quickly enough that the momentum from opening the door somehow allows it to (mostly) swing itself shut.
Seabiscuit 15th Oct 2017, 9:13 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
Hahaha!:'D
Good lord. I love cats, but they sure can be scary, huh? I don't know how many times I was convinced they'd somehow gotten in the walls or outside or died or something.
Edward Carter 15th Oct 2017, 3:31 AM edit delete reply
Edward Carter
Apply yourself the new Kicked Puppy fragrance, by Jeff Z.
Seabiscuit 15th Oct 2017, 9:13 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
"Jeff Z"!!!!
-snerk-~!
The Author 15th Oct 2017, 4:35 PM edit delete reply
The Author
Wastelanders anonymous fanfic yo
(Joke, my dude)

Average day, average supplies. We were having a normal trip for once. At least, until the snake came. Of course, almost every animal nowadays has mutations. However, this snake- It was as if this snake was made out of ninety percent radiation, and maybe five percent snake. Wait, that’s not even correct math. DOES IT EVEN MATTER? NO, BECAUSE WE WERE ABOUT TO BE KILLED BY A MUTANT SNAKE! So, I grabbed my gun, and I attempt to shoot it. HOWEVER, when I attempt to shoot, what comes out wasn’t a bullet. It was a CAT. No, not a dead cat. Not a fraction of a cat. It was a WHOLE cat. How it fit, you have NO IDEA. However, this does not mean you are in danger, for the cat is now scratching the HECK out of that snake. Jeff starts cheering for the cat, as he believes it is winning. He is severely wrong.

The cat drops dead. Why Felix is not helping kill the snake, I HAVE NO IDEA, ONCE AGAIN.

Oh god.. This fanfic is getting so bad, I’m breaking consistency with your speech. I don’t know why this is happening. This author is REALLY bad at writing, aren’t They? Wait, what do you mean by AUTHOR? I suddenly realize this is a fan fiction, even though you have mentioned the word fanfic already. WHY IS THIS FANFICTION GOING OFF THE RAILS SO QUICKLY? I suppose this fanfiction should be finished, as it is ruined beyond belief. RIP

THE END YO

(Always the worst way to end a story/fanfic/anything. Saying the end sucks. This is obviously a joke fanfic.)
The Author 15th Oct 2017, 4:35 PM edit delete reply
The Author
Wastelanders anonymous fanfic yo
(Joke, my dude)

Average day, average supplies. We were having a normal trip for once. At least, until the snake came. Of course, almost every animal nowadays has mutations. However, this snake- It was as if this snake was made out of ninety percent radiation, and maybe five percent snake. Wait, that’s not even correct math. DOES IT EVEN MATTER? NO, BECAUSE WE WERE ABOUT TO BE KILLED BY A MUTANT SNAKE! So, I grabbed my gun, and I attempt to shoot it. HOWEVER, when I attempt to shoot, what comes out wasn’t a bullet. It was a CAT. No, not a dead cat. Not a fraction of a cat. It was a WHOLE cat. How it fit, you have NO IDEA. However, this does not mean you are in danger, for the cat is now scratching the HECK out of that snake. Jeff starts cheering for the cat, as he believes it is winning. He is severely wrong.

The cat drops dead. Why Felix is not helping kill the snake, I HAVE NO IDEA, ONCE AGAIN.

Oh god.. This fanfic is getting so bad, I’m breaking consistency with your speech. I don’t know why this is happening. This author is REALLY bad at writing, aren’t They? Wait, what do you mean by AUTHOR? I suddenly realize this is a fan fiction, even though you have mentioned the word fanfic already. WHY IS THIS FANFICTION GOING OFF THE RAILS SO QUICKLY? I suppose this fanfiction should be finished, as it is ruined beyond belief. RIP

THE END YO

(Always the worst way to end a story/fanfic/anything. Saying the end sucks. This is obviously a joke fanfic.)
Seabiscuit 15th Oct 2017, 9:15 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
-SNERK-
50/10 that was beautifully written, you have an amazingly funny style :'D :'D
Totally lost my shit at Jeff cheering for the cat, bwahahahaha~~~~~